Lyrics By Saintly Bernard, Music by Charles Gounod.
I am a bizarre creature, "Aa-ha"
I have some bizarre features, "Ah-ha"
some that I am proud, to show to everyone of you.
So listen up really good, "Ah-ha"
just like a good Furry should, "Ah-ha"
cuz, heres how my whole story goes so sit down and I'll talk about it.
If you were to see me on some-ice,
if your were to see me on some-snow,
there's something you might, you might want to know,
why do my ears point up into the sky.
Well sometimes a Saint gets lost, "Ah-ha"
and sometimes a Saint gets tired. "Ah-ha"
Asking, for help from a lonesome wolf sometimes can get them sired.
Now, Maybe that's how I came to be
by a wolf my mother, she, was caught,
though-my-mom-may-have-been, a-Saint, times-ten
you can see that my dad cer-tain-ly was-not.
I am a bizarre creature, "Ah-ha"
I have some bizarre features, "Ah-ha"
some that I am proud to show to, everyone of you.
Just look at my great big ears, "Ah-ha"
just look at my great big nose, "Ah-ha"
now, just watch as I turn around you can see it's-a-waging-around and around and around.
Just look at my great big feet, "Ah-ha"
just look at my great big teeth,
now, just watch, as I turn around you can see that I have, a tail.
© 2004 Saintly Bernard